‘Clothes’ Poem

Woe is me! 

I lay splayed upon the floor

She treats us with such apathy

Leaves us here behind closed doors

She peels us off late at night

The ground is our home

What a sight!

Bill yesteryear was crushed by a tome

I’ve got it!

We shall rebel

We’ll throw a fit

In anger we’ll yell

No longer shall she leave us here

Uncared for, stepped upon

Collecting soot, we can only shed tears

Until the day she selects us to don

And when we’re worn!

I bear several stains

What was a rip is further torn

Spiteful feelings I can no longer detain

I’ve got it!

We’ve got to fight

Stab her when she tries to sit

Dig into her arm with all your might

We’ll cut her, stab her

Make her pay

Become one with a burr

We’ll show her like this we cannot stay

‘Childhood’ Poem

Do you believe in fairies? that blonde girl asked 

l looked to my friend 

an expression of surprise 

The girl positively chortled with amusement

You know

I am a fairy queen you know

She whispered, leaning in too close 

Her breath tickling my ear

And how we believed it!

Long nights spent wishing that we would be whisked away

To fairyland, to paradise

A land where anything could be!

Houses of deliciously colorful hues

Ponies on the crosswalk neigh

Daintily, pawing the ground

Brilliant red sports cars zoom regrettably

Well above the speed limit

The clouds were made of the same stuffs as 

cotton candy

teddy bear stuffing and

All the like

With the queen Annabelle reigning

Daintily, perched atop her pastel

Pink throne, her humble subjects kneel

At her feet, kiss her feet

And there I was! Lime green wings and all

Oh, to be a child again 

When what we dreamed simply was

I could’ve sworn that last blissful night of that 

winter, I

half-asleep

Spied a sandal 

escaping out the open window

Had she been there? 

Guiding me to fairyland with her clementine wings

Had it really been just a dream?

‘Personification’ Poem: Annoyance

Annoyance Personification

Annoyance taps his fingers on 

his leg restlessly and 

barks at you if 

you’re late. 

He’s an angry person by nature

but enjoys less spicy and more classy foods

 like filet mignon. 

When he flies 

into a rage, it takes chamomile tea and 

classical music to soothe 

him. Annoyance dresses tidily

 in tuxedos or 

3-piece suits, and looks down his nose

at everyone

but his friends 

Patience and Bliss. 

‘Food’ Poem: Eggplant

Eggplant

. . . Eggplant.

Or as I like to say

Fetid cheese 

With the texture of recent puke

And the aftertaste of 

expired chalk

A deflated purple balloon

Wrinkled after being blown far too much

No Botox can fix it now

Ew.

‘Food’ Poem: Chick-Fil-A Fries

Ode to Chick-Fil-A Fries

Occasionally, I find myself somewhere rather

Unexpected

McDonald’s admittedly has

Scrumptious

Perfectly textured

Nuggets filled with crunch

However

Upon seeing 

but simpletons 

feasting on their 

puny

skinny

half-baked

“fries”

I must sniff with displeasure

McDonald’s fries!

What a concept!

Clearly, these imbeciles have no perception of true art.

Chick-Fil-A fries are 

perfection

No questions asked

They are

sliced generously

precisely burnt at their edges

to be dipped in savory Chick-Fil-A sauce, another

staple to be enjoyed with one’s

Eyes scrunched up with delight

Mouth hanging open 

Head hung precariously off shoulders

Palms thrust towards the Sun

Absolute Euphoria with

a capital “E”

‘Object’ Poem

Pair o’ Shoes

She wore me for months but

What does that matter?

Look at me now;

Sitting in a dumpster

Laces missing

Ratty holes

My once supple, lithe soles

Now torn harshly and lined with mold

My once vibrant, smooth-to-touch material

Now covered with

dog feces

Does she not remember our good times?

Like the time we had our 

first day of third grade 

together?

Does she not value our relationship as I do?

It’s been years

I’m out of style

Worn out

Too-small

But I was more than just

a pair o’ shoes

I was a constant companion

friend.

‘Garden’ Poem

A scarlet fruit

A juicy tomato

Alone

Untarnished

A luminescent orb

Reflecting glorious rays

Light

Like an oasis

A mirage

A trick of the eye

For the glassy appearance is

False

Untrue

Only a veneer

Dust covers the redness

Shame upon perfection

‘Hebe’ Poem

I begin to sing of Hebe, born of Hera,

Cupbearer of the gods: a divine goddess herself;

Exercises eternal youth; absolute in power.

And she keeps the favored mortals young and strong,

So revered by the immortals is she. 

Hail to you, daughter of the all-seeing Zeus,

And grant my soul forgiveness and mercy.

Betty Award Poem

 it’s her first day on the job

gotta put on her big girl pants

gotta grab the important papers

six years of nursing school

her friends graduated after three

it was long and hard but 

look at her! off to her first job,

nurse for the kids at the homeless shelter

“ghetto”, her sister said

she decided she’d risk it

stepped out of the maserati

holding her fat prada purse

she preens and tosses her 

bottle blonde locks

steps into her new office

cramped, but it’ll do

she feels ready for anything

a naked infant, all skin and bones

his ribs are shaking with the effort

of supporting his fragile body

his precious vessel; reduced to a squirming

it

she holds 

it

as far from her as 

humanly possible; is

it

human?

is this what 

malnourishment does to a child? 

it’s so small 

it

could rest in the palm 

of her hand

she is disgusted 

the child squats a ways away from her desk

it

scurries to the other side of the room

when the bejeweled

woman with the 

yellow yellow hair approaches 

it

flinches when the 

strange lady in the white white pantsuit

reaches a 

tan tan

hand covered in rings towards her

“abuse”, they said

“starved”, they murmured

shaking their sheltered heads

she stares at the small child

scarred from years of unimaginable pain and  

she lifts the girl’s shirt

sees the cuts from the broken bottles

the bruises from the intoxicated fists

the child’s eyes well up into tears and 

a small sapling of 

something

sprouts in the barren wasteland of 

“it’s not my problem”

she looks at the girl’s too big pants

more patches than denim

she observes the girl’s too small shirt

years of wear 

reduced to nothingness

she stares at the girl’s toothpick legs

pale as the moon 

marred with 

day-old 

week-old

year-old bruises

she glances at the girl’s matted hair

hasn’t seen a caress 

from a loving hand 

since ever

she feels something in that nothing

something more than pity

or condescending

she understands 

what she did not understand before

these “it”s

these aliens in her perfect world

they matter.