Ode to Chick-Fil-A Fries
Occasionally, I find myself somewhere rather
Unexpected
McDonald’s admittedly has
Scrumptious
Perfectly textured
Nuggets filled with crunch
However
Upon seeing
but simpletons
feasting on their
puny
skinny
half-baked
“fries”
I must sniff with displeasure
McDonald’s fries!
What a concept!
Clearly, these imbeciles have no perception of true art.
Chick-Fil-A fries are
perfection
No questions asked
They are
sliced generously
precisely burnt at their edges
to be dipped in savory Chick-Fil-A sauce, another
staple to be enjoyed with one’s
Eyes scrunched up with delight
Mouth hanging open
Head hung precariously off shoulders
Palms thrust towards the Sun
Absolute Euphoria with
a capital “E”