‘Personification’ Poem: Annoyance

Annoyance Personification

Annoyance taps his fingers on 

his leg restlessly and 

barks at you if 

you’re late. 

He’s an angry person by nature

but enjoys less spicy and more classy foods

 like filet mignon. 

When he flies 

into a rage, it takes chamomile tea and 

classical music to soothe 

him. Annoyance dresses tidily

 in tuxedos or 

3-piece suits, and looks down his nose

at everyone

but his friends 

Patience and Bliss.